Gurusum Weekly

“Can I come in? No! I'm in a towel! I'm blind!”  ―  James Patterson

“Never miss a good chance to shut up.”  ―  Will Rogers

“Hooray! Hooray! The end of the world has been postponed! ”  ―  Hergé

“You…you got rid of that dress fast," I pointed out between heavy breaths. "I thought you liked it."  "I do like it," he said. His breathing was as heavy as mine. "I love it."  And then he took me to the bed.”  ―  Richelle Mead

“But Dumbledore says he doesn't care what they do as long as they don't take him off the Chocolate Frog cards.”  ―  J.K. Rowling

“I don't hate you.. I just don't like that you exist”  ―  Gena Showalter

“aren't you, uh... reproducing? "sure, we love reproducing it's one of our favorite things.”  ―  Cassandra Clare

“Ten Things You Shouldn't Say on a Date. 1. You're wearing that? 2. Something smells funny. 3. Where's the Tylenol? 4. And to think, I first wanted to date your brother. 5. I have a confession to make… 6. My dad has a suit just like that. 7. That man is hot. Look at him. 8. My ex, may he rot in hell forever… 9. You're going to order that? Seriously? 10. You're how old?”  ―  Gena Showalter

“Once I pulled a job, I was so stupid. I picked a guy's pocket on an airplane and made a run for it.”  ―  Rodney Dangerfield

“The mouth is made for communication, and nothing is more articulate than a kiss.”  ―  Jarod Kintz

“Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.”  ―  Robert Benchley

“I find out a lot about myself by sleeping. Dreams, they are who I am when I’m too tired to be me.”  ―  Jarod Kintz

“She's strong! And scary...I bet she's single...I'd put money on it..”  ―  Masashi Kishimoto

“Don't gobblefunk around with words.”  ―  Roald Dahl

“Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they'd lock us up?" All the time.”  ―  Wendy Mass

“Don't put your wand into your back pocket! Better wizards than you have lost buttocks from it!”  ―  J.K. Rowling

“What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.”  ―  Rodney Dangerfield

“What makes big boobs and perkiness so attractive to boys? I mean, really. Two round, mounds of fat and a fake smile. Yeah, winning attributes.”  ―  Gena Showalter

“What makes big boobs and perkiness so attractive to boys? I mean, really. Two round, mounds of fat and a fake smile. Yeah, winning attributes.”  ―  Gena Showalter

“Perv." He pointed to himself. "Male and eighteen. What's your point?”  ―  Rachel Caine