Gurusum Weekly

Pleasure for one hour, a bottle of wine. Pleasure for one  year a marriage; but pleasure for a lifetime, a garden.

“Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.”  ―  Albert Einstein

“Love, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage.”  ―  Ambrose Bierce

“The trouble is not that I am single and likely to stay single, but that I am lonely and likely to stay lonely.”  ―  Charlotte Brontë

“To be fully seen by somebody, then, and be loved anyhow - this is a human offering that can border on miraculous.”  ―  Elizabeth Gilbert

“The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him.”  ―  Cher

“And she's got brains enough for two, which is the exact quantity the girl who marries you will need.”  ―  P.G. Wodehouse

“Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80%of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!”  ―  Andy Rooney

“HAPPINESS [is] ONLY REAL WHEN SHARED”  ―  Jon Krakauer

“You know it's never fifty-fifty in a marriage. It's always seventy-thirty, or sixty-forty. Someone falls in love first. Someone puts someone else up on a pedestal. Someone works very hard to keep things rolling smoothly; someone else sails along for the ride.” ― Jodi Picoult