Gurusum Weekly

“So you're a Shadowhunter,' Nate said. 'De Quincey told me that you lot were monsters.' 'Was that before or after he tried to eat you?' Will inquired.”  ―  Cassandra Clare

“A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.”  ―  Gloria Steinem

“Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping.”  ―  Oscar Wilde

“When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles  and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles... ...they call this a muddle puddle tweetle poodle beetle noodle  bottle paddle battle.”  ―  Dr. Seuss

“What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife.”  ―  Rodney Dangerfield