Gurusum Weekly

Beauty is the wisdom of women. Wisdom is the beauty of  men.

Without men in the neighborhood all the women are chaste.

“What are men to rocks and mountains?”  ―  Jane Austen

“A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.”  ―  Oscar Wilde

“Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80%of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!”  ―  Andy Rooney

“Most books on witchcraft will tell you that witches work naked. This is because most books on witchcraft were written by men.”  ―  Neil Gaiman

“Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.”  ―  Mae West

“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.”  ―  Robin P. Williams